Funny Goose Shirt I Don’t Give a Flock | Sarcastic Canada Goose Graphic Tee | Unisex Gift for Bird Lovers, Nature Nerds & Smartasses F-Caw-F

Say it loud, say it proud — you really don’t give a flock.
This bold and hilarious goose tee is here for the rebels, the ruffled, and the unbothered. Featuring a detailed illustration of a sassy Canada Goose in full honk mode and blocky bold text that reads "I Don’t Give a Flock", this design delivers feathery attitude with peak side-eye energy.

Inspired by our viral F-Caw-F crow shirt, this sarcastic avian design continues the saga of Sweet Tee Artistry's unapologetic bird brigade. (Yup — we’re the original creators of that shirt too!) Whether you’re gifting it to your chaotic best friend, showing up at brunch with some honk energy, or just embracing your inner menace to society, this tee gets the job done.

Available in a variety of styles and colors for all genders. Printed on comfy Gildan-brand tees and sweatshirts for that go-to quality feel. Trust us — this shirt’s got wings.

💎 Product Details
Premium quality Gildan tee or sweatshirt

Unisex sizing

Printed direct-to-film (DTF) for vibrant, durable design

Machine washable, wash cold inside out for best results

Designed & pressed with love by Sweet Tee Artistry

📦 Shipping & Processing
Free standard U.S. shipping included. Items are made to order, so please allow 3–5 business days for production. Need it faster? Upgraded shipping available at checkout.