Because I’m a LADY Asshat Shirt – Funny Raccoon Shirt for Women – Sarcastic Graphic Tee – Sassy Feral Girl Shirt – Unhinged Animal Humor Tee

Because I’m a LADY, Asshat. 👑🍸

For the high-energy, zero-apologies woman who’s got one paw in the trash and one hand on a cocktail. This shirt is for the girls who say what they mean, laugh loud, and definitely have the group chat in chaos.

Featuring a hand-drawn raccoon in a pink tiara, proudly clutching a blue martini with a party straw. This design blends vintage cartoon vibes with chaotic feminine energy that’s perfect for bachelorette parties, girls' night, unhinged brunches, or just showing up at your local Target radiating main character energy.

💥 DETAILS:
• Gildan brand t-shirt, long sleeve, and sweatshirt with an upgraded option of Comfort Colors Sweatshirt (don't see the color you want, shoot me a message and I will get it for you!)
• Unisex fit – size up for that comfy oversized look
• DTF print for vivid color + soft finish
• Available in white, black, sport gray, sand, and more
• Sizes S–2XL
• Also available in long sleeve + sweatshirt options!

🎯 WHY IT’S A NUST HAVE
• Combines trending themes: chaotic humor, raccoon memes, sarcastic girlcore
• Perfect gift for your funniest friend or sister
• Pairs perfectly with coffee, martinis, and emotionally unregulated girlies
• Gets compliments everywhere — trust us, you’ll be stopped in public

📦 SHIPPING + CARE:
• Printed to order & ships in 3–7 business days
• Wash inside out with cold water, tumble dry low
• Designed and shipped with love by Sweet Tee Artistry 💌