So... Beer? Custom Father's Day Card - Funny Father's Day Card - Anti-Sentimental Dad Card - Beer Lover Gift - Dad Beer Gift - Manly Humor

Skip the mushy stuff and give Dad what he really wants - a laugh and the promise of a beer! This no-nonsense Father's Day card is perfect for dads who'd rather crack open a cold one than deal with emotional conversations.

CARD DETAILS:

Size: 8.5 x 5.5 inches (A5)
Printed on premium matte cardstock for durability
Comes with matching 9 x 6 envelope
Professionally printed with vivid colors
Ships in a protective sleeve

INSIDE MESSAGE OPTIONS:

Blank (for your handwritten message)
Custom Message (tell us what you'd like printed inside in the personalization box)
Pre-written message: "I was going to write something sentimental, but we both know that would make you uncomfortable. So... beer? Happy Father's Day!"

WHY HE'LL LOVE IT:
This card is designed for the dad who breaks out in hives at the mere thought of emotional conversations. The humorous beer mug design paired with our no-frills message acknowledges his love of beer while tactfully avoiding any uncomfortable feelings talk. It's the perfect card for the man who taught you everything except how to express emotions!

PERSONALIZATION:
Choose your preferred inside message option from the dropdown menu. If selecting "Custom Message," please enter exactly what you'd like printed inside the card in the personalization box (up to 150 characters).

SHIPPING INFORMATION:

Cards ship within 1-3 business days
First class USPS shipping with tracking
📬 Shipping Info:
This item ships free via USPS letter mail (no tracking). Delivery can take 5–10 business days and delays may occur.

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PERFECT FOR:

Beer-loving dads
Emotionally reserved fathers
The "manly man" dad
The dad who has everything
Stepdads who appreciate humor
First-time fathers who need a laugh

Pair this card with his favorite six-pack for the ultimate Father's Day gift that says "I get you" without actually having to say it.
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